Aqueles com a tag ‘citação’

Mas, no dia-a-dia, pelo amor de Deus, vamos ser idiotas.

Ana Maria Braga.

Sinceramente, acredito que a reao da imprensa para a infeliz frase da ex-prefeita de So Paulo Martha Suplicy, foi completamente desproporcional. Todo mundo sabe dos problemas e ela s quis fazer uma piadinha para aliviar o ambiente.
Porm, contudo, entretando, essa charger que eu vi no Catarro, muito boa.

Em relao crise area e frase da Dona Marta, minha sugesto que as empresas brasileiras copiem esta brilhante idia dessa companhia area do Equador.
Aproveitando, uma citao do Catarro que vale a pena:

ACM de novo no Incor. Oremos.

Sobre o Google em BH:

É o projeto secreto do Aécio Neves para substituir os cookies por pães de queijo

Li no vardump, que leu do stimpy.

E tem dias que s nos resta fazer uma citao besta.

Its just one of those days
When you dont wanna wake up
Everything is fucked
Everybody sucks
You dont really know why
But you wanna justify
Rippin someones head off
No human contact
And if you interact
Your life is on contract
Your best bet is to just stay away motherfucker
Its just one of those days

Limp Bizkit – Break Stuff

The day Microsoft makes something that doesn’t suck is the day they make a vacuum cleaner.

Recebi por e-mail.

- Sombrio? Pergunte-se, doutor Breuer, por que todos os grandes filsofos so sombrios? Pergunte-se: “Quais so os seguros, os confortveis, os eternamente radiantes?” Direi a resposta: somente aqueles com uma viso tacanha: o populacho e as crianas!

Quando Nietzsche Chorou

Ms. Choksondik: Now, Kyle, in my class you have to concentrate!
Cartman: (snickering) Maybe we should send him to concentration camp! [realizes] Dammit!

Um dos melhores.

E eu defendo o amor entre as mulheres, disse a atriz.

Sittin’ on my own
Chewin’ on a bone
A thousand million
Miles from home
When Something hit me
Somewhere right between the eyes

Sleepin’ on a plane
You know you can’t complain
You took your last chance
Once again
I landed, stranded
Hardly even knew your name
I wanna talk tonight
Until the mornin’ light
‘Bout how you saved my life
You and me see how we are
You and me see how we are
All your dreams are made
Of Strawberry lemonade
And you make sure
I eat today
You take me walking
To where you played
When you were young
I’ll never say that I
Won’t ever make you cry
And this I’ll say
I don’t know why
I know I’m leavin’
But I’ll be back another day
I wanna talk tonight
Until the mornin’ light
‘Bout how you saved my life
(You saved my life)
I wanna talk tonight
(I wanna talk tonight)
‘Bout how you saved my life
I wanna talk tonight

I don’t want to have to do this living. I just walk around. I want to be swept off my feet, you know? I want my children to have magical powers. I am prepared for amazing things to happen. I can handle it.

Do belssimo Eu, Voc e Todos Ns